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Surprisingly Long Post About a Run I Hate

By Colleen @colleenalicia · On January 12, 2010

Other than Willamette Park, I think that the Fairmount loop is my oldest running route. My dad started taking me with him to run it when I was around 11. I hardly ever run it though, and today I remembered why – it’s so fucking boring. I also ran the Hewett-Humphrey loop, making it a figure eight. The most insipid figure eight ever. There are one million curves, and every single one looks the same, and after about ten minutes I start thinking that every single curve is the last one. It never is.

Another issue I have with the figure eight is that it’sn’t (double contraction I just invented) particularly safe. Today I went ahead and ignored every single one of my book’s safety tips, and even left Pascal at home (though this was for his safety – I’ll get to that later). Then I wore my headphones and ran on the right side of the road so I could neither see nor hear traffic coming from behind – which is explicitly dangerous because most of the time there is literally no shoulder to speak of, when there is it’s covered in mud and old leaves that made it too squishy to run on without risking a turned ankle. Its only redemption is the fact that it’s really quiet, and you only see a car once every few minutes. However, this didn’t comfort me that much when I noticed a school bus on the road just half a second before it passed me, with only about six inches between us. I didn’t hear it because my music was too loud, and that point I thought to myself, “wow, I should really leave my headphones at home next time, just like my book told me to.” It was quite a bit longer before I had the realization that I could have stopped using them right then. That would have made my run even more boring though.

The bus non-incident was slightly more interesting than the rest of the run, but didn’t help much. I get this illogical urge to start walking when I’m on a really boring run. Not because I’m tired, but because I just get so sick of what’s happening at the moment that I want to walk, just to change things. It always takes a minute for me to register that running faster is what would actually improve the situation, while walking would do the opposite.

I also get angry when I run this route, because so many people walk/bike in huge groups, often with their dogs, and take up an entire lane of the road. It’s not a busy road, but there’s enough traffic that this is a dumb idea; it’s not unusual for two cars to come from opposite directions. I’m okay with putting myself in unnecessary danger, but I hate when people do that with their dogs, because the dogs don’t even have the choice of safety in those instances. And I’m very pro-choice.

Speaking of safety, I’ll leave you with the final reason I don’t like this run: there is an inordinate number of houses supported by stilts on these roads. I don’t care how many triangles you throw in those stilts, that does not look safe to me. Why wouldn’t you just put your house somewhere else, where you don’t have to build stilts first and then live in constant fear of mudslides? Also, one of the stilt houses smelled like weed, and one of them smelled like barbecue. Those things are unrelated to the safety issue. Although it is probably unsafe to do anything in stilt houses, including smoking weed and cooking barbecue.

I probably won’t do this run again until I forget how boring it is.

Miles run this week: 7
Miles run in 2010: 32

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Colleen

I must confess, I started running at a very early age. Sadly, my runs were unblogumented until around age 23, so you'll have to use your imagination for all the runs I went on before that. Running has always been my go-to sport, but sadly, I spend a good amount of my time with chronic injuries. I have learned to entertain myself athletically with other pursuits such as kettlebell, yoga, and bikini competitions, when I can't run. In addition to my unique talent for working out and then blogging about it, I am an amateur puppy stylist and photographer, television enthusiast, and I'm usually CPR/AED certified, but I would still prefer if you didn't pass out when we're together.

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3 Comments

  • Chris says: January 13, 2010 at 2:57 am

    i totally feel the same way about houses on stilts. i’m sensing inspiration for my OWN blog entry about them!!

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  • Chris says: January 13, 2010 at 3:12 am

    also the word is insipid

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  • colleen says: January 13, 2010 at 3:27 am

    there are actually 3 words here that i used to replace my usual language. the fact that you only found one must mean that either i’m getting better at blending in these new big words, or that these new big words are so easy that you would never guess i didn’t use them to begin with.

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    I’m Colleen. I started this blog when I was 23 years old and training for my first marathon. I was single, semi-employed, generally directionless in life, and had a lot of free time on my hands. I have a lot less free time now, but I still love to come here and dump my rambling, unedited thoughts after a workout or race once in a while.

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